I want food
I wanna fuck
I wanna fuck while eating food
Does that fruit come in chocolate flavor?
*drops a fork* YOU SON OF A BITCH I’M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU MUST STAY IN MY HAND AT ALL TIMES!
*looks in a mirror* what is that….? UGH IM SO SWOLLEN *cries*
*dog runs away when u try to pet it* nobody loves me *cries for three hours*
*Sleeps for two days*
Someone feed me .-.